Saturday, May 24, 2008

Prepare for the Freeper humor!

I know the famous Saturday Pix is coming up tomorrow, but when I saw a thread about describing Obama in three words, I knew I had to go and check out the conservative humor for myself:
JamesP81 (George Orwell's 1984 was a warning, not a suggestion) was very popular with is thinly veiled *gasp* swear word:
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
RockinRight (Supreme Court Justice Fred Thompson. The next best place for Fred.) went with the current fad - a Carter reff.
Taxes. Islam. Carter.
CDHart ("It's too late to work within the system and too early to shoot the b@#$%^&s."--Claire Wolfe) makes sure only to repeat the most hilarious of the puns he hears:
In only one word: OBAMANATION!
Lizavetta hits the most popular theme, can you spot what it was?
Muslim Socialist Lawyer.
Finally, avacado goes for a shotgun approach:

- $15 Dollar Gasoline

- Destroy The Economy

- Freebies For Everyone

- Young, Dumb, Dumber

- Communist Party Approved

- Hope, Change, Screwed

The interesting thing about these lists is that they are like a snapshot into the psyche of a Freeper. Their issues with Obama are identical to those of all other liberals, with the Muslim thing on top to add flavor. That's how they see things:
Hillary: Socialist + evil woman
Obama: Socialist + secret Muslim
Kerry: Socialist + Vietnam traitor
Edwards: Socialist + pretty trial lawyer
Gore: Socialist + boring liar.
Is it any wonder the GOP has mastered the soundbyte? Their followers are always halfway there!

1 comment:

  1. $15 gasoline...destroyed economy.
    Gas was under $2.00/gallon last month. It's still not much more. The DJIA is over 18,000.
    Obama is the lousiest communist ever.

    How's that pointless alarmism workin' out for ya?

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