No Cheney, no Peace!

Cheney isn't attending the Republican National Convention. Freepers, they loves the Cheney. But they hates the Obama. Thus, you are left with impotent rage.

isrul sums up Freeper's feelings on the situation.

McCain isn't worthy to lick the soles of Cheney’s shoes.

Um, that's kinky. Alright, then SuziQ to clear out palate:

Why should Cheney bother? I’m sure he’d rather be fishing in Wyoming.

Cause Cheney is such a man of the people. He only left his rocking chair and got into politics cause the people demanded. And by the people, I mean Haliburton.

Redbob discusses why Cheney is so cool:

Cheney’s a true conservative, AND he’d make the Libs’ heads explode just by
showing up!

THERE is a candidate we could get excited about!

(Can’t blame him for not wanting to set foot in the same building McLame is in...)

This makes Freeper sense. I love him cause the luburals hate him! That's healthy.

Witness americanophile and his brilliant satire:

Cheney will be too busy destroying planets with his Halliburton Death Star to attend.

I wouldn't have included that tired old joke, but there were like 3 or 4 Freepers telling other people "Check out post 14! It's sooo funny!" I guess this is what happens to your sense of humor when you spend to much time watching "The Half-Hour News Hour"

Tax-chick will finish us off:

Sounds like the convention will be a raging bore.

Cause without funkmaster Cheney, it's not a party.