Obama does not PRAY, he PREYs

Seems to me it's been a heavy, depressing week politically. So lets have some lighter fare - blind rage against Obama Always a good time!

So Obama says he prays all the time. Freepers feel a bit threatened by that.

TurtleUp seems to know a lot about Obama's prayer habits:

I’d like to believe the druggie when he says he prays to God, and he needs to pray, but I have my doubts. The part where he draws a pentacle before his “prayers” worries me almost as much as the part where he kneels down on the prayer rug five times a day and faces Mecca. An actual prayer “in Jesus’ name? I’m a skeptic.

Satanist AND Muslim! Whatta Champion!

FreeAtlanta has a prediction I'm sure he'll stick to:

I bet he makes a pilgrimage to Mecca before he leaves office. Either this term, if he isn't re-elected or doesn't run for #2, or sometime in the next term. It will be a big ha ha, I fooled all of you narcisistic rub.

Yeah...or just a visit to the Arab world. We're having a bit of a to-do with them at the moment, you see.

Listen up everyone! RichInOC has something to add:

Mr. President, God is good all the time.

You, on the other hand, suck.

God is good ALL THE TIME! Wow!

grobdriver may be in for a bit of an alternate history:

What a chump.

This asshole has nothing on his plate compared to W's first term.

Damn whiner.

Oh, yeah. Obama's got nothing going on.

MindBender26 has some deep insight into religion to share with Obama:

Mr. Obama, As any ghost of a “former” Taliban or Al Quida member who was ever on the downrange end of the 30mm chaingun on an Apache will tell you, Allah does not exist, or answer prayers either.

Unlike all the Christians who die, where it's all a mysterious plan. Very different. (Note, I am a Christian, just not a dick about it.)

txhurl has some faith though:

Maybe he’s sat alone in the Oval Office at night and wondered why he had to pay ACORN to execute his fraud while
Sarah’s fans pay to help support her attempt at honest reform.

If 0 gets struck with a moral lightning bolt, we’ll see it. Until then, Axelrod Goebellian BS.

Yeah, Obama really was hurting for fans back in 2008.