Thursday, October 1, 2009

Palin's book is gonna change the world!

Sarah Palin's book is gonna sell really, really well. And it will be read well, too. There will be no need to ramp up sales artificially. Cause Freepers have decided that if it does well, this will somehow change the world:

Billthedrill

Publishers aren't in it for the love of the game. And the Dems will be defecating masonry when they go to a second printing.
OMG! Nearly 1% of the country bought this book! We're dooomed!

TurtleUp

I will be buying a copy, and I hope every conservative in the country will do the same. My share of Obama’s $13T in deficit spending over the next decade is $130,000. I can definitely afford $20 (or whatever) to make it even slightly less likely that we will have to endure more than four years under that hate-filled socialist.

FrankR is a dick.
With our obanomics in play and the worst economy in ages, I think Sarah Palin's new book would make WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS PRESENTS this year. Buy a dozen or so, and give them to all your family and friends.

It's your chance to get back at all the lib friends and family that you have...give a copy of Sarah's book.

Don't forget the "MERRY CHRISTMAS" card...to top off the surprise.
Then there is the usual Palin mishegoss. It's been a while, so here's a review:

Windflier, seems to have lived in a cave since about 1970.
"Ms. Palin"

That's Mrs. Palin, thank you. She's a married woman.
Maverick68 keeps it classy:

I hope her next book has lots of pictures and is called “Going Commando”.....Ok...I know, that was disrespectful, but the woman is HOT!!!!
And yes, very intelligent....but HOT!!!!
Seriously, my buddy and I were talking and I had a question for him: As much as the left DESPISES Sarah, why havent’ they been able to come up with a bad picture of her?

I'll bet Scythian is pissed people project their own ideals onto Obama:
I have an advanced copy, here's the last paragraph from the last page ...

When I win the White House, we will change the education system. Children will study and learn about the Federalist papers, read the writings of Jefferson. Christmas will once again be celebrated in our schools.

We will round up those who betrayed this nation and remind America that "treason matters". My first act as President will be to withdraw from the UN and revoke it's right to meet with the US Borders. We will rebuild our Military and we will become self sufficient and run our great nation under our own power.


Okay, I don't really have an advanced copy but one can dream right?

2 comments:

  1. LOL. If you can find a bad picture of someone, that must mean that they're a fascist/socialist/commie/homosexual/Chicago thug!

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  2. "Conservative women, meanwhile, are physically incapable of looking unattractive in any medium."
    I know that was snark, but...
    Ann Coulter. Just... Ann Coulter.
    *shudders*

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