Monday, December 28, 2009

Monday potpourri.

DontTreadOnMe2009 knows things about Obama not many other people do:

And why, little children, do we think our bi-sexual President has chosen Fisting Jennings as his Fisting Czar???

Hmmmmmmmm?

Anyone? Anyone?

I presume it's cause he wants to gay our children for later fucking!

historyrepeatz knows the plan:

This Bill is a precursor to Public Option down the road. First, you get the infrastructure, then you get the impending doom of health care cost overruns, then you get the NEED for a “public option” which will result in killing off the old folks through health care rationing and keeping healthy the younger ones who’ve been through the “one world Government through “green” regulations” and “World Government for mother earth is my friend” indoctrination process. Killing the older Americans whose allegiance is to America and our Constitution, and nurturing the youth whose allegiance is to the Earth and thus, world government. There is a master plan here and can only be explained by the pace at which it is occurring in the face of extreme public opinion AGAINST it (health care bill, GITMO moved to Illinois, civilian trials for 911 masterminds, etc.)

How ELSE can one explain what is happening? You can’t! If you are over 40, you are a THREAT to our Government because of your allegiance to America. It’s just a matter of time, folks.

It's so simple!

Islander7 has...another plan:
In order to possess long-term dictatorial powers, Obama must recreate America as a Marxist culture and economy protected by both a limitless intelligence agency and a paramilitary police force. Once these goals are achieved, the traditional military will be preserved to support similar revolutions overseas, and to defend against foreign threats. (Subduing you is his first goal, but not his ultimate one. His brain his already 150 chess moves past the end of the upcoming American civil war. You are but stepping stones. In his mind, he’s already buried you.) Audacious? Yes. The epitome of change? Yes.
Carley sees hidden meanings:
notice [Obama] said he would be delaying his trip to Hawaii until.......long pause.......his ‘friends’ are finished with their work in the senate.

Making it clear that the republicans, representing more than half of the American people, are his enemies.

Cause you're either friends or enemies!

Obama the chessmaster has already planned your death!

The Right Way 1776 on the cop pulling a gun on those snowball guys in DC:

The cop was being an idiot but in all honesty you have to take into account the sitatuion.

There were a bunch of rowdy (ghetto) kids who were acting up and seeing as how it was DC anything could happen.

Cops need to show off thier guns and frighten the kids back in shape sometimes but this would not of been the best time.

These ghetto kids went to GW University. Obama is ghettoizing everything!

The Comedian is always good for a laugh:

In fact, "Barack" comes just before "Ceaucescu" in the "Big Book of Overthrown and Executed Dictators", 2013 edition.

We build a rather macbre memorial from the bones of several prominent Democrat operatives of the period. It serves as both a warning to would-be tyrants of the future, and as a public urinal. The waiting time for the line to use it averages 6 hours.

silverleaf on the white house Christmas ornaments. Commissioned from local artists and children, one might has a picture of Mao, if an unsourced picture on a blog counts as proof:

Was the Mao Tse Tung Christmas ornament donated by Anita Dunn? Does it make Sasha and Malia smile to see that?

Classy to bring in the daughters like that.

bert
on the Republicans letting health care go through 11 hours earlier, so co Congresspeople get to go home for Christmas:

Thank God they weren’t at the Battle of the Bulge, or San Jacinto or Guadalcanal

Thank God McConnell wasn’t at the Alamo or Making the decision on Christmas eve to cross the Delaware.

Where will he stand and make the blood flow?

11 hour delay equals victory over Hitler!

Jim 0216
should not get a job as a political sloganeer:
Their name says it all:
DEMO
goguebureauCRATS
AKA DEMOniCRATS
MNDude is now anti-war:

My passion for defending our country against a bunch of Muhammeds hiding in caves has been waned once the real enemy took control of our country.

a bunch of Muhammeds?

4 comments:

  1. To answer DTOM2009, the Fisting bisexual Fisting President has chosen Fisting Jennings as Fisting America's Fisting Czar because Fisting. I may have missed a few vital Fistings there, but essentially, Fisting. With a capital F.

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  2. there's no way any of these posts are anything other than satire

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  3. @Anonymous - you've obviously never heard of Free Republic before.

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  4. Actually, The Comedian, even if Barack Obama were to become a dictator and be overthrow by 2013,the alphabetical order indicates to us that barack Obama will still come later not before nicolai Ceaucescu in the 2013 "Big Book of Overthrown Dictators".

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