Friday, September 17, 2010

The Colbert/Stewart rallies

Freepers know what these liberal rallies will involve:

AIDS from the sex and drugs:

First of all, who is managing the cleanup, considering the kind of crowd that Stewart and Colbert will draw? Have they alerted the local hospitals to provide HazMat support to help reduce the danger of infection from all those loose bodily fluids, bloodied hypodermic needles, scattered and tattered porn, ick, ick, at al?
Shit everywhere:

they probably won’t even bother to use the porta-potties...

Constitution burning:

Are they going to burn our Constitution?

Smoking the Constitution:

They’ll probably tear the Constitution in little pieces to roll their pot doobies...

Freepers running super clever black ops:

I think a whole bunch of tea partiers need to show up, dressed like slobs holding up huge anti-conservative signs that are horribly misspelled. They would need to get evenly dispersed throughout the crowd so as not to be missed from the cameras. Oh, and get interviewed too, speaking like idiots.

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