Thursday, May 26, 2011

Obama's signiture is faggy, unamerican.

The Obamas going to Ireland doesn't seem to have lead to Freeper rage as much as I thought it would. Maybe it's cause it's not so unamerican as Latin America, maybe it's cause they are distracted by the Republican primary, maybe it's cause he's really turning on the charm out there.

BUt it certainly isn't because they don't want to be petty. Obama signed the guest book at Westminster Abbey “24 May 2008.” Freepers, feeling particularly petty, reach some interesting conclusions:

Scott from the Left Coast
notes Obama got the year wrong, which means Bush is still a victim:

If it were Bush, he’d have been called the stupidest man in history. Since it is Obama, it is just that his great brain is so occupied with big ideas and important thoughts that he can’t be worried about what year it is.

444Flyer knows why Obama's mind wasn't in the game:
Bibi must have got in his head some with that great speech today.
treetopsandroofs thinks the date format is evidence:

Why can’t our “native born” president use the AMERICAN date format?

library user indulges in some handwriting analysis on Obama's signiture:
I've never seen such an elitist, pompous-ass signature before.
Gargantua may be joking:
His signature looks like a limp, bent unit with one swollen teste. SeƱor Uno Suebo. Only slightly better than completely nutless. More signally, the teensy, tiny script with the huge signature speaks almost unequivocally of a massively insecure emotional cripple. Huge unresolved issues with displacements of aggression and deep self-loathing.
Yaelle is joking, but also serious:

Besides having the most effeminate handwriting, his signature is hardly setting the new, non-violent tone: he's turned his big O into crosshairs. (And has us all in them)

2008 is stuck in his mind as the year all his dreams came true. You know that was the best year of his life.
RinaseaofDs is not joking:

Obama’s signature bears some analysis.

Most of his last name is circumscribed by the O.

“It’s all about me.”

Selene makes a mathematical observation:
Looks like Symbol for Null Set (Empty Set)
MNnice sees into Obama's soul via his signature:

As an amateur handwriting analyst I can tell you that whoever wrote that entry has issues of low self-esteem, believe it or not. Notice where his T's are crossed. The lower the cross on the I, the lower his/her feelings of self-worth.

Also, his writing of "2008" means that he subconsciencly longs for the days when he was just a candidate and not the actual president.

I would have guessed a POTUS's T's would be crossed high on the I and perhaps even above it (like Trump's).

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