Gloria Cain - not a wookie!

Freepers are obsessed with first ladies. And, being Freepers, their's are flawless, while Democrats' are hideous. Gloria Cain may be a Democrat, but she's married well enough for Freepers to fall in love:

DefeatCorruption feels like he knows Gloria already:

What a 100-percent improvement...so elegant, so pretty...not a thing like that miserable moochie in the White House.

Casie:

They looks so happy too! NO wookie there!!

BagCamAddict knows what's important:

And she knows how to dress like a proper First Lady.

savagesusie even loves the name:

The name Gloria is beautiful....and perfect. She looks lovely.