Moo-moo Meghan McCain

Dr. Teeth is mining for crazy again!

One of the craziest thing about Freepers is how their bigotry is partisan. They'll love up on Herman Cain (though there is a certain racial essentialism in that too), but then Obama's a thug and ghetto.

More recently, Freepers, no longer content with racism, have moved on to shocking misogyny with Sandra Fluke.

Now, the doors are open. Their new target: Meghan McCain, moderate Republican woman. Her crime? Talking to Playboy.

sickoflibs is all about the fat-shaming:

Moo-Moo Meg's is pretty fat. Remember when she went on that pity-fest on all the liberal shows in response to Laura Ingraham making that joke about her being chubby? She kept saying she wanted to be taken seriously. Now she does a interview for Playboy who I am sure had no interest in her removing her clothes for a shoot.(GAG)

If you have ever seen her on TV/cable when the camera catches her from a side angle (she is never standing on TV) you will see that she is a pig.

Sarah Barracuda's liberal straw man is totally laughing at Meghan, but fears Sarah Palin:

Meghan sure likes to moo a lot doesn’t she
She has serious daddy issues..always out looking for attention from liberals..look who her father is, no wonder she is what she is. The left laughs at her but she doesn’t care, as long as she gets attention.

Red Badger heard Meghan say she enjoys sex:

If it sounds like a slut.....
If it walks like a slut....
If it looks like a slut..........
Must be a duck.............

Iron Munro goes a long way for a fat-joke:

I find that an effective way to deal with people like Meghan is to carry some candy bars with you whenever you might be where they can be found.

If one gets too close to you, just show the candy bar and toss it as far as you can in the other direction.

They seem to prefer movie-size bars with a high chocolate content but almost any candy bar works in an emergency - even Necco Wafers or JuJuBes.

RatRipper has decided she's ugly:

You mean she got a guy to do her? . . . more than once? . . . ick!!!

dfwgator also with the fat jokes:

and expresses her hope that a fellow straight-talking ‘maverick’ like New Jersey Governor Chris Christie will get involved in the race as a potential vice presidential candidate.

Because he actually makes her look skinny.

tumblindice seized on this one quote:

“I’d be the first person to tell the world I was gay. ... But I’m strictly dickly.”

Meghan. One brassy, classy lassie with a full-size chassis.
RINO, progressive, modern/moderate, open-minded uber slut.

Wait, that doesn't even rhyme!

Harley has been using this one a lot lately, I figure:

She’s the classic three-bag buffarilla. What’s that you say? A buffarilla is a cross between a buffalo and a gorilla. The three bag part, if you go to bed with her you need to put a bag on her head, one on your head in case her’s breaks, and the third on your license plate when you take her home afterwards.

Impy fits in a black joke:

Can Romney or Obama adopt her so she still gets to be first daughter? Or maybe make her Ambassador to whichever hostile country likes “zaftig” White chicks the most.

Oh wait, Detroit isn’t a country....

St_Thomas_Aquinas has now decided Columbia is full of sluts:

I went to look at Columbia, back in the day. Our student guide informed us that the nearby “Fashion Institute of Technology” was referred to as “The ——ing Institute of Technology.”

Shockingly, it appears that Columbia wasn’t any different.