Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Freepers Illegal Alien solutions

Hating illegal aliens is a special issue for Freepers.  Lots of Freeper's positions are reactive - Post Obama they are suddenly out of control racist, Fluke made them shockingly sexist, and 9-11 is when the bacon/genocide fantasies began.
To be sure, they hold all these crazy bigoted positions generally, but they usually need a reason to let them out.

Not so illegal immigration.  It's brought up sua sponte all the time  During the whole amnesty debate back in 2007(I think?  Before this blog, alas.) Freepers would just break into random threads about taxes or Muslims and say "why are you taking about this, it won't matter WHEN THE ILLEGALS COME)

Indeed, never have Freepers' plans been so out of touch with America as when it comes to dealing with illegals:

CodeToad wants some slavery action: 
I suppose AZ could just keep them in detention forever and use them as slaves for the State, such as for building roads.
meyer prefers killing them all: 
It’s way past time for Arizona to take matters into its own hands. Just arm the border and shoot to kill. End of problem.
FreeAtlanta's plan only requires a large, constantly patrolling airforce.
Skirt the deportation crap by taking the captured illegals to a really remote area of the border, dropping them off with mres and water, compasses and directions. Track them by air. If they move back inland America, pick them up after 100 miles and put them back along the border. Repeat as necessary.
 FreeAtlanta has a different plan too.  This one punitive cactus cutting! 
Arrest them, let Arpaio hold them for a week or two in the desert cutting cactus, and then put them over the Mexican border.
For a fee, Offer to hold and deport illegals for other states.
Build a big fence inside the Arizona border line with Mexico and tell our Federal empire to pound sand.
 FlingWingFlyer is going to stop paying taxes:
We’ve lost our country. There is no America anymore. I going to quit paying flippin’ taxes. We’ve got nothing but a lowlife, do nothing commie government running this joint now.
 Wyatt's Torch counsels nullification:
 Arizona just needs to start arresting them and putting them on a bus back over the border and daring Obama to stop them with force.
He is INTENTIONALLY refusing the enforce the laws he took an oath to uphold (impeachable offense BTW). Obama just declared war and Arizona should treat it as such.
wolficatZ wants to arrest the media for treason for not showing enough dead corpses: 
The solution to illegal immigration is simple.
Show the dead corpses of American citizens when illegals slaughter them.
Force all media outlets, by law, to publish uncensored photos and videos of the carnage, every broadcast, every front page, every day.
If they refuse, arrest them, charge them treason and crimes against humanity, shut down their papers and broadcast stations.
Problem solved.

5 comments:

  1. I had high hopes FR would pick up the the gay pride ad by Oreos. Freepers deliver more than I ever expected:

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2899682/posts

    Just in case you missed the oreo ad:

    http://twitter.com/Oreo/status/217407322190909440/photo/1

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    1. I love the one guy who tweets, "Now unfollowing." Whatever shall Nabisco do?

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    2. I love that not only do they NOW hate Oreos, most of them claim to ALWAYS have hated Oreos.

      Also, that they seem to think Hydrox still exist.

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  2. This is a weird one.

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-gop/2899800/posts

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    1. Wow, that's not inflammatory at all... It's perfect for FR: Race baiting, fear mongering, and totally not true. The best part is the quoted tweet from Khalid Abdul Muhammad, because he's been dead since 2001.

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