Mary Cheney marries

MDaF looked this one up.  I hadn't even heard the story.

 There's a bit of a Freeper flame war over how much to hate Mary Cheney for being gay.  I, of course, am focusing on the haters, cause the name of the blog is not "Freeper Classy Civility." 

 LonelyCon is pretty short with Dick Cheney:

Yeah, we're so happy for your pervert daughter, Dick. Now shut up all you RINOs and go back in the closet.

JSDude1 actually turns on the Sainted Dick:

Never liked the Cheneys, they were alsways the rulling class elitist (anti-Christian) Republicans.

madprof98 has invented a new right:

 Every child has a right to both a mother and a father. These two children were deliberately deprived of that right. Their “mothers” can call themselves married or whatever else they want, but they cannot rectify the evil they have done against innocent human lives.

 So...no divorcee if you have kids, then!

No idea how savagesusie doesn't get tired of her own act: 

 “Marriage” is an impossibility. The way Marxists destroy language to control perceptions and form “reality” of children is evil. Chaney’s are evil for trying to destroy Christian Ethics which made this country great and replace them with Satanism—nihilistic, debasing acts which will always be a Vice. Shame on you, Chaneys—and you have grandchildren whose Concepts of human Nature will be totally warped and right out of the handbook of Satan.

Maybe she's one of those Turing test AIs.

Travis McGee

We are in late stages, CB, late stages. Weimar, just before Adolf. Crazy times, kinky times, no rules, no values....
About to hit the Big Reset Button. The survivors will determine the new value system.
Perhaps after centuries of Dark Ages.

I mean, after Rome started in with the gayness, they had like 400 years left, tops!
 
Jim from C-Town has his own definitions of words:

Mary and her partner have never had children together. Mary had a child with the help of an unnamed masturbate who inseminated her by proxy months after he self gratified with little more in mind than the $50? he received for his ‘efforts’. She and her two bastard children co habitat in a sinful relationship with their mothers fellow pervert.

Mary and her ‘partner’ are not now nor will they ever be ‘married’ as pretending that the deviant relationship is a marriage, doesn't make it so.

AnonymousConservative analogizes a gay couple having kids to a dog infection:

I love Dick Cheney, and hate to say it, but I draw the line at kids. If she and her partner wanted to live alone it’s one thing. But the research shows now, it’s a bad deal for the kids, which will not get them any sympathy from me. (Dick is another story, God bless him).
If I carried a latent viral infection, which would make any dog I had mildly sick, I wouldn’t have any dogs, ever. I’d rather know that the dogs I would have had, were healthy and loved elswhere. Why people don’t feel this way with their own kids is beyond me.

 brent13a has never met a happy gay person.

Perhaps all your gay friends are the exceptions to the rule but I have never met a truly "happy" homosexual. They are consistently never able to maintain a real romantic relationship which is coupled by at least moderate mental issues. 

Professionally I run into two types of homosexuals, one is the constant domestic abuser, the second is the suicidal, on many occasions I've even ran into the older/younger stalker relationship paradigm. None of them have been had ever been "happy". 

Neither personally nor professionally have I yet to run into a homosexual couple that was "normal" (in any way) with the normal man-woman- hetero couple problems.

apillar responds to the many Freepers wishing the married couple happiness:

It's scary how many so called "conservatives" these days support sodomites and Gay Marriage. In my opinion it should be a banable offense on freerepublic considering it's in direct opposition to social and religious values our country was founded on.

Because you can't wish someone well if they're gay!

wardaddy counsels a Freeper who is shocked at the nastiness:

I believe you are female ...have you ever considered googling with your filter off what gay men consider pleasure?
My mother was a fag hag as was my wife....I pressured them to educate themselves about the fact that homosexuality is more than witty thin men who have good taste and are creative and love to dress women...and do it well i might add
I don't think most women who think homosexuals are cutesy really know much about it...just saying
if you are a man-dog like me and peruse the net looking at naked girls at times you will invariably see something queer pop up....and it will shock you like a car wreck...the old Pacino movie Cruising touched on it till the Velvet Mafia in Hollywood made sure that kernel of truth never sees the light of day again

It is pretty amazing how many facts Freepers get from melodramatic action movies.