Michelle Obama urges Americans to 'Drink Up'

I'm a bit late to the party on this, but who could resist Freepers' angry and empty reaction to Michelle Obama saying water is good? She's gotta do air next.

Red in Blue PA knows what this is exactly like!

Jim Jones Part II

Veto! won't accept good advice from libby libs:

Actually, it’s good advice. But who needs it from Michelle?

My doctor told me to drink more water, or else, calcium/kidney/blood pressure problem would manifest. He’s black. I’m taking his advice.

“Drink up” sounds like she’s advertising booze. Not cool.

Founding Nephew, on the other hand, thinks no one is dehydrated at all:

This “drink 8 glasses of water” advice is junk science.

We drink when we’re thirsty, and there is no dehydration epidemic.

The “8-glasses” came from old military research to determine the needs of a soldier. And it includes water consumed as a part of moist food.

Cheerio seems to think advice has the force of law...

OMG another message from the Nutritionist-In-Chief. What a nanny state we have become - why aren't people rising up and marching on the District of Corruption demanding the FED GOVT get out of our lives?

faithhopecharity's non sequitor skills are good, but should gone with Benghazi:

tell that to the Syrian terrorist “rebels”

USMA '71 just has raw hate:

I am really growing weary of this fat, ugly bitch telling me how to live every aspect of my life. Michele here's something for you to do...eat $hit and bark at the moon. Thanks - now I feel better.

what's up has some very low standards for Big Brother:

Out of all the spirit-lifting, affirming messages our leadership could deliver to 300 million souls the one chosen is "drink more water"?

Shocking and very Big Brother.

Ezekiel knows it's government making us fat, somehow:

The levels of obesity and other health-related horrors of humanity [naturally requiring a government solution] are directly proportional to the amount of government interest/involvement/control in the health, nutrition, and wellness of We the People.

Obamacare is naturally what the true agenda looks like when the mask is dropped.

Nothing but a death panel that skips all the time it takes to make people sick in the first place.

People like F"L"OTUS are so arrogant that they simply expect people to jump off of a cliff if that is what they order them to do.

What kind of weird nutritionist bible is Ezekiel reading?

Michelle Obama, who has for years been suggesting "Let's Move," Wednesday added a new directive in her campaign against obesity: "Drink up."

Reads like an apocalyptic warning right out of the beast's own mouth. The righteous are first warned to flee, and those who remain are ordered to swallow the Obama elixir of death.

Progov wants death for Michelle for giving advice:

Ole bucket butt speaks again. I wish she would drink gallons of water herself and perhaps drown. I don’t know about you but I am tired of her phony preaching.

cyn heard some different advice than we heard:.

Flee her advice for sure, head for the hills! She has no idea how much water I drink and if my body does in fact need more. There is such a thing as too much water.

Btw, is she known for eschewing other beverages in favor of a glass of plain water? I think not.

Let’s moooooove away.

"one more glass a day" becomes "Drink only water, and as much as you possibly can!" Secret Agent Man knows personhood is a privilege:

this overweight thing needs to shut up.

Covenantor is making some sort of racist point?

Michelle Obama's Outstanding Diet and Fitness Progrom Kick-Off fights childhood obesity.

Pay attention now. This nice North Korean girl gonna show you how they stay slim and fit.

Dirt, sticks, grass diet, and all the water you can hold.

You know they smart, right?

NOW MOVE!

Oh, when you done, leave the shovel.

Holy crap, Wurlitzer!

When I want to listen to a low land gorilla, an ugly one at that, I’ll drive over to the zoo.