Wednesday, February 19, 2014

ANAL! SEX!!

Obama says that a Ugandan law that sentences homosexuals to life in prison infringes on homosexuals fundamental rights. Freepers, who seem to be going through the motions and getting angry out of duty as the parade of gay marriage decisions continue to come down, seem to get really actually outraged at this. Maybe it's because it's Obama? Regardless, their rage is incandescent, amazing, and hilarious.

funfan is feeling oppressed:
Equal rights for all UNLESS you are a CONSERVATIVE.

FUBO you piece of crap fake president.
Yeah, all those Americans getting life in prison for being Christian

PhiloBedo puts forth the Freeper doctrine on the issue:
That pole-smoking crypto-muslim likes to “catch”.
Lumper20 knows if you just read the Bible, you immediately support jailing homosexuals.
This piece of garbage also calls himself a Christian. He is a nothing. He obviously has never read the Bible.
I guess Chainmail found comparing gays to pedophiles got boring:
I guess paranoid schizophrenia is a “fundamental right” too.
Viennacon does not seem to be up on the First Amendment.
Is pornography also a fundamental freedom, because I’d have to check with the Founders on that one.
Seeing More Clearly Now knows all about the legions of gay liberal political strategists:
A huge number of the strategists of the Left wing agenda are mean-spirited, dead-eyed, mentally immature, disturbed people addicted to homosexual sex. If they don’t get your applause and congratulations when they tell you where they learned to put it, they have a two-year old tissy fit and if you still don’t applaud, they try to destroy you and your world.
Is PGalt talking about giving a speech? Supporting homosexuality? I cannot tell.
Universal fundamental tactic of totalitarians and their anti-freedom, anti-truth, anti-individual, anti-life collectives.
Cvengr is really angry at faces about Obama he just made up. Also, Ugandan culture is Divinely inspired.
This comes the morning after Obama spent the evening with his interior decorator in Palm Desert, while his wife and kids are vacationing elsewhere skiing, immediately after he jetted into Palm Springs to meet with the King of Jordon at the Annenberg Estate.

50 or more Escalades were flown in for his 2 day jaunt, while the economy crumbles around him. All this and the only thing he is preoccupied with are the local laws of an African nation following millenia old cultural and God-given law to oppose homosexuality.

God doesn’t have to curse Obama for him to fail miserably. Obama is making his own path to devastation.
F15Eagle does not understand empathy.
No straight man works on gay causes.

No straight man does.
I don't usually buy into this, but VerySadAmerican seems to have some serious repression to work on:
If I ever talk to any of my liberal relatives again, and I doubt I will, I’ll tell them “to go find yourself a spouse of the same sex or find yourself a one night stand with a fag or a lez or shut the hell up. I’m sure you’re wanting a gay relationship so bad you can almost taste it. In fact, I’m sure you’ve already tasted it and liked what it tastes like. So be true to yourself and get the hell away from me, you d**k licker!”
Ann Archy remains amazing.
ANAL SEX......ANAL SEX......ANAL SEX!!!! It’s the ONLY thing on LEFTISTS minds!!! It’s ALL they think about!!

10 comments:

  1. I love the irony of freepers having a good old time making fun of people being beating by police while crying about being oppressed by fascist Obama.

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3124773/posts

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    1. (sorry, militia not police)

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    2. Witty. More of your "core values" about freedom on display, I see. Freepers can't decide whether they support authoritarian beatdowns or not. It depends on who's receiving the beating.

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  2. Leftists? I may be going out on a limb here, but...it's hard to find a day when Freepers aren't thinking about anal sex.

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    1. As far as I can tell, I think less about sex in general than Freepers spend discussing sex they find icky.

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  3. I'm sure Freepers would be migrating en masse to Uganda if it wasn't full of those you-know-whats.

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  4. Wait until these guys find out you can do anal with a woman...when you are a guy!

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  5. Don't paint with a broom, please.

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