Grasping at Ebola straws

Already pretty into doomsaying, once Ebola got spun from simple apocalyptic scenario to an anti-immigrant, anti-Obama story, Freepers worked up quite a lather about Ebola.

But it looks like the danger is receding for now, with America now Ebola free. The risk won't completely abate until we get the epidemic in Africa under control, but that's not enough for Freepers. So they've gone coverup conspiracy, and are jumping at every death from approximately the right region of Africa as probably Ebola.

Thus, when a woman on the Ebola watch list went from zero symptoms to dead in in a Brooklyn hair salon, Freepers ignore how these symptoms don't fir at all, and go right back to their previous Ebola dance.

First things first. RummyChick starts out with some racial stereotyping:

Ain’t nothing going to get between a black woman and her weave - not even Ebola.

Black woman seem to have a high propensity to care about their hair. That’s not a bad thing. Perhaps it is because the hair is so difficult to work with that they spend so much money on it.

RummyChick also thinks Ebola might hide even as it kills you:

Remember that the Dr who died from Ebola also tested Negative.

So, the woman could have Ebola. Question is..can anyone catch it if the test is negative.

trisham has his own facts:

You may walk around with Ebola for a short time but towards the end, you are in no condition to make it a hair appointment.

I’m not sure that I agree.

RinaseaofDs wants to zot a noted naysayer:

Oliviaforever - August of 2013.

You smell ozone?

The iron of old Olivia getting zotted for being too calm about Ebola would be staggering.

JimRed's tin foil has been secure for years:

UN Agenda 21, coming to a salon near you!

Vendome assumes Ebola, and jumps straight to quarantine-based hatred of the dead woman.

She’s dead?

Well, good.

WTF was she doing going outside while carrying this disease and taking the chance on infecting others?

FK Typhoid Mary and her modern day siblings.

Darwin took this selfish woman out and now she is no longer a walking hairdo...

The Freeper embrace of slavishly following voluntary governmental quarantines even when they don't exist a twist I did not see coming.

Bushbacker1 stays on the Freeper Ebola straight-and-narrow.

My tinfoil hat theory. We're under biological attack! Not only by Obola, but the disease carrying "illegal" minors coming in from Mexico, Central & South America.

RinaseaofDs knows there's a coverup, just like with UFOs.

She’ll test negative, just you wait. The Ebola Czar will make sure of it.

Obama’s not an idiot. He needed a politician in that job, not a doctor.

He needed someone who was willing to pants a journalist, lift them by the legs, and smack them in the junk until they stopped printing Ebola stories.

It was a weather balloon.