Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Possible North Korea counterhack

This is a titch old, but too crazy to neglect.

A lot of my tech buddies don't think North Korea was behind the Sony Hack.

Regardless, the FBI says so, and Obama vowed retaliation. Shortly thereafter North Korean servers went down.

The thread is full of racist jokes about accents and recalling really old video games. But I'm going to concentrate on Freepers' desperate attempts to avoid giving Obama any credit.

GeronL doesn't bother with the justification
I doubt Obama has anything to do with this
varyouga thinks it musta been Putin:
Or this whole thing was a Russian false flag to get the Norks to hit us
Colehill1999 expects it was "Real patriots" on their smartphones.
Dear Leader shouldn’t have posted those threats to nuke the white house and pentagon. Real patriots don’t like that - probably struck back from their smartphones during lunch break in the pentagon comissarre.
mbarker12474 laments the lack of killing:
> I’d have to wonder if this won’t escalate further...

I have to wonder why Poontang is still standing.
Gasshog wants genocide:
Follow this up with a few Fat Boys. Boom no more Norks.
clintonh8r just makes up gaffes.
Bonehead Biden: “Wow! We really got ‘em, huh? Yeah, how’s about a shout out to the men and women of the super-secret US Cyber Command who took down the NOKO interwebnet thing today from that bi secret bunker out there by Area 51! Yeah! High five! Yeah, they did that.”
P-Marlowe is worried about Obama:
If Obama can do this to the Norks, he can do it to us.

I don’t know whether to cheer or tremble in fear.
Lion Den Dan sincerely believes in a crazy conspiracy theory:
I sincerely believe that Obama directed the attack against Somy then blamed the Norks. Likely, this strike against the Norks is also directed by Obama using his NSA. Who in the whole world is better positioned to pull it off?
willywill has a similar sinister Obama scenario:
suppose the us government wanted to test its ability to shut down an entire country. they would need to test on a country that has two attributes. very few real friends, and anemic enough that any retaliation would be weak.

what better way than to have the nsa do an attack on sony, blame it on north korea, and then, not only does the government get to test its ability, but Obama gets to look good as everyone assumes its the us that shut korea down.
Squantos's conspiracy is all about Snowden:
Phil Dragoo suggested to me earlier that Sony was about to make a movie on Snowden....... Very possible that Snowdens cheering section may be involved in the attack.......or Precident for Life Generalisimo Erkel Mugabe aka Idi Amin Obammy sic’d “no such agency” on Sony ........suggesting they do not make a snowden flick.

Crazy stuff .....
Crazy stuff indeed:

3 comments:

  1. I love when the keyboard Kommandos go all Tom Classy with "ChiComs" "Norks", etc. I bet they have a blast with their army men in the basement.

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  2. Here's one for you. In the Paris attack, the terrorists threatened to shoot a woman's toddler in front of her unless she punched in the security code to open the door to the offices. Freepers boast how ready they are to sacrifice their own children to save others.
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3244449/posts?q=1&;page=1

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    1. It was a few freepers.most said they would have done as the woman did.

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