Friday, March 6, 2015

Spotlight Friday: DoodleDawg



Freep's been ramping up the crazy lately, much to our amusement. But lets take a brief break.

She thinks like a Freeper, but doesn't feel like a Freeper.

As such, DoodleDawg spends a lot of her time correcting Freepers outrages, and not a lot of time discussing how awful Obama is. Still, she's no Strategerist, and will Freep out upon occasion.

Despite her constant combats on the side of reality, she hasn't been zotted yet, probably due to a combination of knowing when to keep her head down and jabbing at Obama/Romney every once in a while.


If she's not careful, debunking Lincoln myths could become her full time job:
Habeus Corpus was suspended, the draft was a disaster and the first income tax was imposed West Virginia was admitted as a state, unconstitutionally. Maryland and Delaware legislators were barred from meeting to vote for secession. Nevada’s constitution was imposed making the state subservient to the feds.

Only about a third of that was even close to being correct.
Netanyahu isn't all Jews:
In effect, JEW HATERS.

No, Labor Party supporters. Most American Jews who vote Democrat are probably not Likud backers.
Health care via emergency room is not a viable system:
You don't get routine physicals at an emergency room. You don't get mammograms or cancer screenings at an emergency room. Emergency rooms are the most expensive way to take care of routine ailments, and those without insurance generally stick the hospital with the bill as well.
Not every non-Freeper is a traitor:
Hard to tell which is the more misused word; racism or treason.
Sorry, Kansas doesn't suck due to Obama:
I imagine what is messing up KS is the same that is dragging down the rest of the country - Obamacare, more regulations, and lib policies in general.

No. Kansas refused to join in Obamacare and the Republicans have controlled the legislature for decades. The problem is that the revenue stream promised from cutting income taxes and taxes completely for many small businesses has not materialized. Revenue is way below projections. Job creation lags neighboring states. The legislature had cut all the easy stuff and are forced to cut the programs, like roadwork, that their people like.
But she buys into the dumb Romney=Clinton nonsense:
if it's a Romney vs. Clinton election then I'd be hard pressed to tell them apart.
Corporate layoffs are not all due to Obama?!
Obamacare, Obama economy, Obama hates businesses and has created anti-business laws they are responding to.

Where have you been? Cutting headcount to goose the stock price has been corporate strategy for decades.
Waiting for statistics to prove facts?!
The true test of right-to-work is identifying its impact on job growth and income growth. And the answers to that will take years to uncover.
Hillary's ambition doesn't make her a monster?!
For Hillary, it's all about the power of the office. She could care less about the rest.

That's true of anyone who runs for the presidency.
Audit the Fed is populist bunk?!
Every Fed bank is audited once a year by an outside auditor. How many more do you want? This is addition to being subject to oversight by the GAO and the Federal Reserve Office of Inspector General.
Handling a Freeper accusing her of approving of Wal-Mart's politics:
I didn’t think that their politics would disagree with you, I guessed that one correctly.

I don't shop there for the politics. I shop there for the quality goods at low prices. If you think that's leftist then it's you who is questionable and not me.
She has no time for creationist shenanigans.
If it's all settled, why is it still called the "theory" of evolution?

Why is it called the "theory" of flight? Or the "theory" of gravity?

9 comments:

  1. If FR had more Doodledawgs and less Freeperthons it would be more tolerable.

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  2. What's the point of profiling one of the 3 Freepers who isn't completely insane? It's boring.

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    1. It's refreshing, she's a normal conservative playing in a wing nut sandbox. I'm amazed she hasn't been brought down by the wrinkle bag brigade yet. At least there's hope for one or two of em.

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    2. I was just kidding. Carry on

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    3. No worries, just wanted to make that point, you're right though, the typical freeptards are more fun to laugh at

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  3. Not relevant to DoodleDawg, but:

    <a href="http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3265008/posts>Dr. Ben Carson: ‘I Support Civil Unions for Gay Couples’</a>

    Bwahaha! Does this mean they have to cross him off their list of "good" blacks?

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    1. Oh yeah, the Ben Carson brouhaha has been going on for a few days now. It hits a lot of the fun standard Freeps - the "he's right but isn't presidential material because doesn't say it eloquently enough and lets the media twist his words" stuff at the beginning, then the "only cowards apologize this is why the leftists win!" when he backs down, all the way to the "why do Republicans decide they need to have a token black guy anyway" level now.

      Of course, Carson was never a TRUE Freep golden boy. The real fun will come whenever Cruz is forced to backtrack on something or vaguely hint at compromising his true freep values.

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    2. Iow, when cruz realises that he has to turn down teh crazy, and adjusts his rhetoric, free person will test him like a Judas. Can't wait.

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